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|Friday, June 18th, 2004|
I am leaving for the joy that is lesbian camp (aka Girl Scout camp)tomorrow at a sickening hour. I will see the awesome interns in a bit and my friends, well, never ever again. Sad. Ta ta!
|Tuesday, June 15th, 2004|
Whoever said that cramming 10 minutes before a test does nothing is so wrong! I am done with one final and have only one more to bullshit my way through. Huzzah!! The next one is Contempoary Moral Issues so I will definantly filling my test with big worded nothing.
|Monday, June 14th, 2004|
I need a shower. Sexy huh. Current Mood: excited
My finals are tomorrow. Good thing I already graduated and nothing matters anymore!! And to celebrate I will proceed to blow all my graduation gift money. Hooray for being anti-responsible! Those are some definate words of wisdom folks, words of wisdom.
|Sunday, June 13th, 2004|
I got home at 6 am and left the previous evening at 8 pm. I went to bed at 8 am and woke up at 8 pm. What could be more fun than spending ten hours with my senior class, the majority of which I dislike? Well, there are alot of things... The funny thing is that I am still tired.
|Tuesday, June 8th, 2004|
It looks like a muppet gone wrong. With a dangerous agenda at that.
|Monday, June 7th, 2004|
I graduate from from the inner most circle of Dante's hell, aka high school in five count em five days. That is not alot of days for those of you who were not aware of that fact. Well, now you are. I am eating Turkish Apricots and they look kind of like an old ear but they are tasty. Which is unlike an old ear. Current Mood: thirsty
|Wednesday, June 2nd, 2004|
I feel as if someone repeatedly pummeled my body with a lead pipe. Thats the price one pays for getting off their ass and exerciseing. Learned my lesson there! I love beach hair, when it is all messy and sticky with salt. I like the fact that people spend time and money by styling their hair with various products to get the that affect. The same look can be easily achived by falling in the water and rolling around in the sand and letting the sun dry you off. Which in my opinion is much more fun.
+I threw a jellyfish at someone today! (I hope it was dead)
+The moon is the color of... um... Gold! Current Mood: optimistic
|Sunday, May 30th, 2004|
What is better than picking those initial eye boogers first thing in the morning? I'll tell you, there in nothing. The sun is teasing me by shineing everywhere but my house.
|Friday, May 28th, 2004|
I feel so pathetically weak. My arms are still sore from going on a rope swing TWO days ago! I communte to school for over an hour, going through the trouble of getting up early, driving, taking the ferry, and rideing the bus. But when I get here, I skip my classes. Hmmmmm... There's something wrong with that...
|Tuesday, May 25th, 2004|
I am now free from the shackels. Huzzah! Who agrees with me that the bunners should not be cut longer that the slit in the shorts? I even confuse myself. Instant messenger is annoying and it should be shot execution style. I know, I know, but what I mean is shot hypothetically!
|Sunday, May 23rd, 2004|
I am sitting here slowly conviencing myself that I shouldn't study for my midterm tomorrow. Hmmmm, I am quite persuesive. I did go to class everyday, even if I didn't pay attention. So I should be good, right? Right?
|Saturday, May 22nd, 2004|
I need to do some yoga. My inner chi is way tweaked. Why would someone name their child Apple? Although, I wish I was named Apple.
|Monday, May 17th, 2004|
My friend is starting an account and she can't think up of a good user name. I am laughing at her misfortune. I am also skipping yoga. So badass, I know. Anyway, I, as usual, have nothing to say that would be even remotely interesting.
|Sunday, May 16th, 2004|
In the past two nights I have gotten a total of nine hours of sleep. Or maybe a little less. Thank god Alias isn't on or I would only get about 7 tonight too. I can't imagine why anyone would want to read my complaints about lack of sleep yet I write it anyway. I went to Brendens prom last night and it was on the top of the Smith tower, therefore quite cool. (Darn rich private school kids!)I could impale someone in the jugular with my heels, they were so sharp, but I held back.
|Friday, May 14th, 2004|
I didn't write this, it came from the Onion.
Iraqi Prisoner Abuse
Though the Bush Administration apologized for U.S. abuse of Iraqi prisoners, some feel the coalition's reputation has suffered irreparable damage. What do you think?
Systems Analyst "They wanted to provide Iraq with a smooth transition to democracy. We couldn't just plunge them into a non-torture-based society with no time to adjust."
Cartoonist "I’m sure Bush was deeply saddened by the fact that American soldiers were stupid enough to document their acts of cruelty."
Dental Assistant "Some people want to make military prisons into country clubs— instead of the S&M clubs they are now."
Revenue Agent "Thank God Saddam's in jail so he can't commit atrocities like this anymore."
Fabricator "It's not like they made a 70-year-old woman get down on all fours, then climbed on her back and called her a donkey. What? Oh, no."
Underwriter "If we hadn’t tortured those prisoners, we could never have achieved the post-war stability Iraq is currently enjoying
|Thursday, May 13th, 2004|
I took the lesbo stereotype test and I am a lipstick lesbian! Go me!